A Few Things I have Learned

With one day of treatment left to go, I have learned a few things...

1. There is a fine line between courage and stupidity. I wish it were marked better.

2. Get the feeding tube.

3. A true friend knows that, "Excuse me I have to go vomit," really means, "Thank you so much for bringing dinner for my family."

4. You crave weird stuff when you can't taste anything.

5. 350 calories a day makes you stupid.

6. Adolph's meat tenderizer (1 tsp to 1 qt of water) will help break down the think slimey stuff to help limit choking incidences.

7. An iv can be your best friend.

8. Blood pressure of 88 over 62 makes you stupid.

9. Karina actually said, "the horses are on tv doing the jumping thingy." God has a wicked sense of humor.

10. A well timed card or phone call can make a world of difference.

11. I couldn't do this without all of you.


ONE MORE TREATMENT!!!!!